Garden Fresh Gourmet

Garden Fresh Gourmet Salsa might have "Gourmet" in the name, but they wanted the world to know that they aren't some snooty mcsnootersons. They're a hometown salsa, made from fresh ingredients that are hand-mixed with care in small batches. So we got this idea - since they're a hometown company, and not some big corporation, there really isn't any need for sneaky fine print at the bottom of their ads.

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So what should the fine print say instead?